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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:15

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

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Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?